Someone decided to argue with me the other day
Classmate: Are you wearing a Slytherin scarf?
Me: Yes. Snake and proud.
Classmate: Gryffindor is better.
Me: No. We have Snape.
Classmate: We have Harry.
Me: Voldemort.
Classmate: Dumbledore.
Me: Merlin is a Slytherin.
Classmate: .....
Me: I win.
Classmate: Dammit.
